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The London Centre is the largest of local centres affiliated to the HSBC Bank UK Pensioners' Association. It boasts nine local groups, all spaced geographically around the capital, each with regular coffee mornings. The Centre is open to all members of the Pensioners' Association living in and around the Greater London area. Please note that even HSBC pensioners who do not receive their pension directly from the Group can join by virtue of Rule 3 of the constitution: "Membership shall be open to all retired members of staff who receive their pensions from HSBC Bank plc or its Pension Funds and to retired staff, who although eligible to receive an immediate pension due from the HSBC Pension Fund, choose to administer their own pension fund arrangements." The objects of the Association are to safeguard and further the interests of its members and to provide, where practicable, opportunities for the members to meet. This website is owned and maintained by the London Centre itself, and is therefore independent of the HSBC Group. Points of contact for pensioners Increasingly we are asked for details of how to contact the Group about pensioner matters. Please use the following contacts (updated April 2010) : HR SERVICE DELIVERY PENSIONER WELFARE and Administration of the Pensioners’ Association Benevolent Fund Tel: 0845 6024348 option 1 option 1, or email janehilton@hsbc.com Postal address: Mayfields Court, Maylands Avenue, Hemel Hempstead, HP2 4SE For any queries on pension payment matters, you are advised to start with Towers Watson , below.
The HSBC DBS Administration
Team http://futurefocus.staff.hsbc.co.uk phone: 01737 227570 or 227575, email: HSBCDBS@towerswatson.com
PO Box 652
Pension payment enquiries: 01737 788109 This is the London Centre Home Page. The site has two sections: one is open to general view. The Members' Area requires access by logon and password, and is for registered Members only. To register please click on the Member Logon button in the navigation pane on the left and then Register as a New User. Once you have received your Logon ID, you can logon as an Existing User. You can see the new site structure graphically by going to the Site Map. Please click on any of the button links in the navigation pane on the left. You may use the navigation pane buttons to move around the site, or your browser's Back button to return to the previous page. Briefs and Shorts - after 3 years I'm running out of one-liners. Help! What makes a Royal flush? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Udder failure: A cow that doesn't give milk Why is it when you transport something by car its a shipment, but when it goes by ship its cargo? What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane? If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station? If a vegetarian is someone who eats vegetables, what does that make a humanitarian? If all is not lost, where is it? How come wrong numbers are never busy? When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for <>...ribbit I'm not so much human as cat furniture. I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it? I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. I used to be conceited, but now I'm absolutely perfect. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state. (c) Copywight Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. Beauty is only sin deep (Saki) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like... night. When your back’s against the wall it’s time to turn around and fight. (John Major) This is like déjà vu all over again. (Yogi Berra) So where’s the Cannes film festival being held this year? (Christina Aguilera) Traditionally most of Australia’s imports come from overseas. (Keppel Enderby) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? That was Zen, this is Tao. Define: (n.) De ting you get for breakin de law. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Everyone has a photographic memory. Most just don't have film. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. Of course I'm sane. The voices said so. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. A computer can never replace human stupidity.
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